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Dirty Diaper Dodgeball
“Some day you’re going to look back on this and miss me throwing dirty diapers at you.” –My Wife My wife has developed an interesting habit. It begins when she changes the Twins’ diapers and rolls the...
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Wife: You smell funny. Me: No, I smell hilarious. . You may also enjoy: If not, don’t c’mere for a minute. You HAVE to smell this…
View ArticleLet’s Get Sh!tfaced, Part Deux Deux
There’s no gentle way to say this–I can smell the difference between my son and daughter’s fecal matter. I could describe their distinct aromas for you in gag-reflex-inducing detail, but have chosen...
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